Zeta History
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The Zeta Founders Edward Bartells George Bartells, Jr. Matthew Bedford Henry Hachmeister Fred Lodge Warren Knapp Harold Hill Otto Stanger O.S. Watkins Roger Williams Warren Williams Samuel Ross Wreath Zeta Ion Published in 2021
The physical chem‘Twas Bronsted and the Second Law Did Gibbs and Duhem in the text. Difficult were the graphs to draw And the solutions all too complex. Beware the Physical Chem, my son! The laws that arn’t, the constants that vary. Beware the phlogiston, my little one And of the molality be wary. He took his entropy in hand Long time the adiabatic foe he sought So rested he by the delta T And stood awhile in thought. And as in Newtonian Thought he stood The Physical Chem with Beer’s Law Plot, Came Bohring through the orbital wood And took quantum leaps when hot! PV! RT! And with fugacity, The entropy discharged his wrath. It reached a degenerate state, and being late, He returned by the mean free path “And hast thou passed the Physical Chem? Come to my arms my ideal boy! Oh, C sub V and Free energy!” He virialed in his joy. ‘Twas Bronsted and the Second Law Did Gibbs and Duhem in the text. Difficult were the graphs to draw And the solutions all too complex. |